Faux Darcy

FAUX DARCY: 

PROVIDE VERIFIABLE PROOF!  YOU LYING SACK OF TEXAS BOVINE TURDS.
There is absolutely no supporting documentation, to support the fake
identity of darcylaroseottawa@gmail.com:

      NO BIRTH CERTIFICATE,
      NO SOCIAL INSURANCE CARD,
      NO TAX RECORDS,
      NO PHONE NUMBER IN YOUR NAME,
      NO MUNICIPAL TAX & PROPERTY RECORDS,
      NO Ontario Health Insurance (OHIP) CARD,
      NO School Records,
      NO DRIVER'S LICENCE,
      NO PASSPORT, (you claim you travel extensively in the U.S.A)
      NO BORDER CROSSING RECORDS, (see above)
      NO VOTER REGISTRATION,

It would be trivial to verify your identity, if you existed!